Over the hill





I feel old. I suppose someone 10 or 20 years older than me would find that laughable the same way I find it laughable when 16 or 17 year old kids say that they feel old. But the new generation of teenagers that I come across really makes me wonder whether I'm over the hill. It all happened so fast, I didn't even realize how much things have changed.

Whatever happened to writing in good old plain English? I don't understand half the phrases of what I read these days. I mean here are some samples of what I'm talking about.

"i luurrve diz boye. wonna noe mo abt meh?" or "too mani tearx i cried. mwahx"

Seriously It's like Greek to me. I'm not trying to judge but I feel like I'm a decade older than I really am. There's no way I can talk like that without retching. And If I hear "obi" one more time I'll stab that person. Call me finicky but, the other day I heard the term "obi koli".

I nearly stabbed myself...

Comments

Anonymous said…
vobi koli? lol i haven't heard that one yet
bluebooze said…
hehe lucky you :)
poppatu said…
omg! i'm rofl-mao....
bluebooze said…
it is funneee no? :D
Iya said…
fuck age. you are as old as you think. I am not stopping for anything. age is just a state of mind.

seriously. fuck age.

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